See Jane Rum

Anyone else run non-stop episodes of Clean House while having a cleaning marathon? Because that’s what’s been going on here all weekend. 

staghunts:

uniformofreason:

staghunts:

seejanerum:

angstinmypants:

Xander is the worst　

Bibles full of truth.

Are you sure?

I go:

1. Dawn
2. Xander

Bibles, as we all know, are full of lies. False on both counts, mes amis.

But then who are the worst in Buffy?

Of the Scoobies, Xander was definitely the worst up until season 7 so I’m kind of convinced his assholery was all up in his eyeball. Thank you preacher for exorcising that assholery!

But Dawn was also tolerable in Season 7.  Dawn was the fucking worst for seasons 5 and 6 and Xander was the worst for Seasons 1-6.  So Xander is the fucking worst.

angstinmypants:

Xander is the worst　

Bibles full of truth.

Things I don’t want to do

Read and critique the short stories of my friends.

Things I really don’t want to fucking do - read and critique the short stories of my coworkers’ friends. 

Also, your friend’s story is terrible.  Stop encouraging him.

There’s a puppy in the office!

It belongs to one of the partners and he is just the cutest, and I love him.  I wish he could live here!  This is the best thing that has ever happened in any of my jobs.

Also, Dawson’s Creek is on Netflix

staghunts:

I really can’t believe that I watched this as a child.

Oh my god.  We watched this last night.  I had to cover my eyes and ears and talk over Dawson.  Why is he like this?  What is wrong with him?

Why are you like this?

So I just bitched about this last semester but I’m doing it again because this time it’s worse.

I just got my book list for my summer classes. For 2 classes, 7 credit hours total, my tuition with fees and all that is $830.00.

My cost for books (all used) is $872.55.  Last semester there was one expensive book, but both these classes have multiple expensive books.  They’re both math classes.  Has math really changed that much over the years? 

eShakti tumblrs

Once your order is shipped, will eShakti provide any tracking information? 

I found a website that’s real estate listing, but for empty land.  So I’m day dreaming, looking at pretty plots and affixing my dream home onto them.  Then I start to think about how that’s environmentally irresponsible.  Also, there are a lot of people out there strapped into bad mortgages - shouldn’t I try to be one of their homes instead of building new shit?

I’m guilt tripping myself on how I spend my imaginary money.  I need a nap.

This idiot partner can’t keep an assistant

This is one part he hires people who are completely unqualified/unsuited for the position, and one part he’s awful and no one will deal with him.  But overall, it’s entirely his fault.

Anyways he’s been without for about a month now.  This means he’s just using any support staff that’s around.  He is on my last nerve.  Recent exchanges:

Him: Where is blah blah?

Me: He’s downstairs smoking with blah blah

Him: They’re downstairs?

Me: Well I certainly hope they’re not smoking upstairs (inside)

And then today

Me: Here, blah blah told me to bring you this

Him: Why?

Me: I don’t know why.  Blah blah doesn’t tell me why, he just told me to do it.

I’m so charming!!!

Cruel Intentions w/SeeJaneRum - Moby

staghunts:

Sebastian is listening to Praise You by Moby in his car while trying to convince Annette, our hot young virgin who puts perfume on before going into pools, that he played backgammon with an old woman during involuntary volunteer work at a retirement center.

Annette is making dumb faces.

Sebastian smiles. Apparently him smiling is a monumentally big deal.

I tell her it’s Fat Boy Slim and this is what happens.  Whatever. 

Important Netflix News!

Cruel Intentions is now on Netflix.

Why am I still wearing leggings?

You.  Over there.  Get these off of me.