This Should Be a Law
You should not be allowed to name your business Blah Blah Blah of Chicago if you do not have a location in Chicago. Gurnee does not equal Chicago.
What it is: A set of five deluxe-sized mascara samples and a voucher for a full-size mascara. What it does: Sample all five. Choose your favorite. Get it full size. Bat your lashes with this set of Sephora’s bestselling formulas that promise to
Ugh…why did Sephora have to change this? I really wish I remembered what I paid for my previous lash stash box - but I think it was 30 dollars. Anyways the box used to contain like 8 minis and 2 full sized and some other freebie, like an eye make up remover or a pair of false lashes. Maybe it was 50 dollars - god I even tumbld about it but I forgot to mention the price. Whatever, moving on. Now it’s 25 dollars but it only contains five minis (“deluxe” being a bullshit term for travel sized) and then a voucher for 25 dollars towards a purchase of one of the featured mascaras.
No! Why did they have to change it? My old box came with a full size Stila mascara and a full size Sephora mascara, but it was the variety of minis that I loved! It was so convenient and I didn’t waste mascara before it expired. Also the samples they provide are kind of boring. You can get a sample of the benefit mascara for just looking at a Sephora. I’ve received that Lancome mini like a dozen times (although I do think it’s great). I do like the Tarte gifted mascara and I’ve heard good things about this one, so whatever - fine. But the Korres one just does not appeal to me. This has to do with an irrational bias I have against “natural” gimmicked products after a bad experience with a Josie Maran mascara. Also I’m still mad at Buxom about their shitty eyeliner in the Sephora eyeliner box from the holiday season.
Jesus, I can’t believe I have this many opinions about mascara.
Following count dropping
I’m following two less people this week but I haven’t unfollowed anyone. My follower count is the same. Maybe some people deleted - but if you notice I all of a sudden stopped following you this week, let me know.
Blogging from my Insem
Guess I’m that person now. My legs are In the air and I’m so bored
Ovulation tracking
So I’ve used a few, and there’s a new one out called Ovuline. I was excited because the design of it is very nice (Fertility Friend is ugly - and yes, I care about that) but first - it doesn’t lead room for methods of conception other than intercourse. It’s buggy (I keep getting alerts to take an ovulation test after I’ve already put in my ovulation predictor kit (OPK) results)- and now it’s telling me that my peak fertility time was a full day before my positive OPK. What is the use of an ovulation tracking website if it can only tell when you used to be fertile? Also this is contrary to every other bit of information I have on OPK’s.
In short, Ovuline is terrible. Don’t use it.
Spanish class yesterday
Was 7 hours. It’s supposed to be a 3.5 hour class. So much hate.
Oh my god why is the internet showing me example questions and not the answers? What the fuck do you think you’re for internet?
Ugh so I’m home from a gala
And obviously I am super cute and bejeweled and makeupped and I havent removed ANY of it not even my bra so it will it will be in perfect order for the GF to come home and wreck it, but it’s been forever and she may just have to deal with the usual. The usual being, yoga pants, t-shirt and inexplicable donut crumbs.
My Spanish teacher
I just can’t with her. She’s decided to make the day of our final as long as she pleases (it’s a 3.5 hour sunday class), she added an oral exam in addition to our written exam and presentations. And just now I see she posted on blackboard (yesterday) that she wants to meet with us individually on May 2, or 3rd to discuss our presentations. Yeah, that was one day notice during finals week.
Fuck this lady.
I already have my hardest final on Saturday so I don’t have the luxury of spending either thursday or friday evening meeting with her plus I work during the day. Plus, fuck her.
Harry and The Hendersons
Oh my god that movie is so sad. I saw that at a drive-in in Indiana. I was on a trip with one of my softball friends, and she was afraid of the water and we were swimming and I had her by the hand and took her to a spot where she couldn’t touch the bottom and got really upset and I felt SO BAD. I even secretly knew about her fear but I saw something shiny and forgot.
Also, that weekend I learned the lyrics to the song P.A.S.S.I.ON. so it was a really important weekend for me, developmentally.
@onedirection: Nothing like a good chicken chicken after a show..
oh my god
Seriously nothing has ever turned me on as much as this. I just want to eat a whole chicken with you, Harry Styles.
So y’all know that a chicken is a young innocent boy, right?
So this is cannabalism?
(Source: mr-styles)
I’m yelling about the Cubs on Facebook
In other words, I’ve been drinking.
Hemlock Grove
It’s terrible. I watched the whole thing, so I speak from a place of authority. A group of men who absolutely hate women from the bottom of their hearts gathered in a bar one day. They complained to one another about how they don’t have an outlet to express said hatred. They cried into their whiskey. Then Eli Roth spoke up and said: Hey I know we will make a show where we constantly murder women and we will be rich and miraculously no one will burn down our houses.
And thus Hemlock Grove was born.
Sanpellegrino
I just had my first one - it’s the blood orange one - and it’s delicious. But I don’t really understand what it is. It tastes like Orange Fanta but the internet says it’s a “sparkling mineral water”. Sooo….is all pop sparkling mineral water?
- GF: I'm going to booze it up at work tonight.
- Me: Ok. I'm going to do a lot of homework tonight, so don't come home annoying.
